A Night of Meiji

12.08am

As I was staring at the spreadsheet full of Arial font size 8 numbers at 75% and creating bar charts and powerpoint slides to submit to my boss's boss, I reached for my cup of Meiji strawberry milk placed behind my lappy..

I toppled the cup of pink liquid onto the keyboard of my office lappy.

Panic Mode [ON]

MSN-ed my brother on my lappy.

Mwoofy - sucking thumb.. SHIT I SPLIT MILK ON MY OFFICE LAPPY! says:
how arhhh

(bro who has a very long nick) says:
?
how?
LOL

While he was replying, I had:
1) Pulled numerous tissues out from the moomoo tissue cover and lay it over the disaster area, aka the keyboard
2) Got a rag and started cleaning the floor
3) Finished the remaining milk in the cup
4) Got a mop and started mopping my strawberry milk footprint trail
5) Save my working files before the lappy crash on me (which didnt, luckily)

N so he came over, saw my disaster area, and laffed.

@#$%@$#%^$@

After he got his laughter cured by a few smacks n pokes from me, he promptly got his screwdriver and "screwed" the keyboard out, i.e. the individual keys and clean them.

With alcohol. Or rather, some thinner thingy that I use for my cars.

Meanwhile I proceeded with cleaning and dettol-sing the table and the planks, since its like I had to clean one part of the table, might as well clean the whole thing more shiok.


My original table top that was covered for about a yr


The Meiji-ed & Dettolised Daiso planks

Then I heard an uh oh from my bro.

Bad news.

He split some thinner out.

I went back to repacking my stuff back onto the table.

Uh oh again.

My office access card got disfigured by the thinner!! *Freaks out*

Thats US$150! Charge to cost centre though. Just that I hate the hussle.

Thus conclusion for this incident, my table is too small for 2 laptops and a cup of Meiji strawberry milk.